Guess who's still alive, fucktrucks?

Hey everyone

We're all still here, and still good, except for a little spinal trauma obtained from a few bad decisions and an old swingset.

Sorry for the lack of posts. Like I said before, we've mostly been on Tumblr.

Now that I have my own computer, hopefully I'll post more on here eventually.

-Sandra

Ps: Changed the layout, since people were having some trouble reading

Help him

Help us remember

He won't talk

Jack

He needs us

But He isn't telling

-Sandra

Updates

Oh hey look more updating from the phone GODDAMN COMPUTER.

So the Seedeater crisis wasn't exactly a crisis so much as another curious monster wanting to get to the bottom of all the bad juju and dead teenagers built like linebackers. Didn't make him peeking in our windows any less startling, but everything's calmed down now. Doesn't come inside, but he does accept the leftovers we leave outside. Good. Our garbage disposal broke.

Rake's pretty appreciative of a new buddy to run around the woods with. Or limp, I should say. You'd think an Eldy would recover from a hard hit pretty quickly, but I'm guessing he's lower tier.

Slender's taking the new arrival pretty nonchalantly. Still spends all His time standing around reading over people's shoulders and patrolling for any leftover proxies. We've had a few close encounters, including someone hiding near the house waiting for us to come play in the snow a few days ago. He ended up interrupting Seed's hunt. Seeds interrupted his cardiovascular system. What is it with this house and bloody snow?

And Matt's been teaching me to drive. Dear baby Jesus. Lya's smart; she stays the hell away from the car when I'm backing out. I almost backed over Slender, poor bastard. Hand to God He didn't show up in the rearview.

Welp I gotta go Tumble and watch Let's plays and check for more emails from my fellow Eldy Sues.

-Sandra

Hey guys sorry we haven't been posting here to the blog for awhile Tumblr's just easier to quickly update and we'll probably be back to here eventually but right now we have a situation looks like I might've aggfish'd another Eldy
-Sandra

HALLE-FUCKING-LUJJAH

Okay. I'm off the roof. Finally. Oh sweet Jesus I missed carpet.

Made one too many jokes about Slender wearing an apron/dress/tampon while Matt and Lya were out. Fucker wasn't pleased. I've been up there scraping my ass on the shingles since 3-O-FUCKING-CLOOOOOOOCK.

Rake would've fetched help but he still has a nasty limp from our run in with ///It/// so I was up there for awhile...

AND IT STARTED TO FUCKING SPRINKLE.

Goddamned Eldy bastard thinking He owns the place.

-Sandra

FUCK THIS HORSE SHIT

IF THAT GODDAMNED ELDRITCH WHORE DOESN'T GET THE SWEET CHRIST BACK HERE I WILL BITE MY ARM UNTIL MY BONE IS A SHARP BLADE, CUT A GASH INTO HIS HEAD, FORCE EVOLUTION FOR THE SAKE OF GROWING A DICK INSTANTANEOUSLY AND SHOVE MY LADYCOCK DIRECTLY INTO HIS BLEEDING GAPING MAW AND LITERALLY SKULLFUCK THE PRINCE OF PRICK.

Ohshit nonononono I done goofed shit He's got my Pokemon Sapphire Code fucking Custard

HOLY FUCK HE'S GOT A LIGHTER OH SUFFERER SAVE US ALLnono I'll be good.

Okay crisis averted.

Shit. It's been like a fucking hour where the hell are the big kids.

-the most pissed off blogger in the fucking multiverse