Well fook me but my iPhone won't let me color the text. Dammit we actually have to say who we are beforehand now DAMN.
Well ladies and gents this is your lovely host Sandy who is more sickly than ever today, courtesy of not chronic Slendersickness but undead my fucking sinuses which appear to have given up on me like everything else in my damn stupid head. Sorry if I start with the rambling but Sandra and cough syrup cocktail dun really play niiiiiice.
So our bastard computer decided to have a giraffe on us meaning I have to do everything from the iPhone the big kids got for my birthday last week. While that's made reading RHU so much easier, it's made Tumblr sadface somehow. Thankfully I saved my fucking gif folder this time because it looks like we'll have to wipe the computer's ass ourselves.
Hokai I gotta go Rake is staring longingly at my new Pokemon Sapphire because it's been more than seven whole hours since I last played and so help me God I WILL get that Magikarp to not be useless sushi by tonight.
Alright here's hoping Hussie doesn't update before we fix the 'puter.
And remember kiddies, wrap your pecker before you deck her,
-Sandra
I'm sorry did you say Hussie.
ReplyDeleteFun... heheh I've been sick for so long now I don't even know what 'good health' feels like anymore heh.
ReplyDeleteOdd how many of us are on iPhones anymore. Hope you feel better soon. Maybe Ola'asu has some knowledge of pharmaceuticals? It's a stretch, but still, how many oddball ideas have produced results over the years?
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ReplyDeleteGor-geee-ussssss little female torchick named Anastasie. Also got an Emerald in which I choose a male mudkip named Zosimos. Ana's already an adamant level 26 combusken who can down most opponenets with a single hit of ember or double kick and damn but I love the little pixel cluster.
Also, fun fact: I have absolutely no clue who gave me the games. Showed up in the mailbox. May have been proxies.
And to Nevamoar, Y3S 1 D1D.
Aaaaand back to Cloverfield. Sweet jumping Jimmy Jesus Clover is the world's cutest monster.
-Sandra
Watch out for any Missingno, then. They're Pokemon's own little Breaks.
ReplyDeleteHoshit. Can NOT handle Missingno. Shit's disturbing y'all.
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Case in point. Missingno is what happens if Slender came in a Pokeball.
ReplyDeleteI do have to wonder what Slim's reaction would be if he watched you play the game...
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of the tall man, do you know if he has any plans up North?...say, Chicago area? Or should I be even more worried than I already am?
Good to see you won your first contest! Ironically, I have the exact same games. Although, sapphire has seen some stuff. One time, I brought my sapphire to a theater (I was about 8 and not the brightest.) and I lost it (Must have slid under the seat.) and I more or less flipped out. Now, it wasn't the "Screaming and yelling" kind, but "OMG someone could have taken it!" variety. Long story short, I dun effed up, but i got it back again. and I still have it today.
ReplyDeleteI was wondering who that was. You have quite the voice.
ReplyDeleteDid you know that Jar Jar was originally supposed to be the main villain in Episode 2?...he was working for Palpatine the whole time, and the whole "bumbling sidekick," thing was just his cover. When it was blown, he was supposed to go all Bounty-Hunter on their asses.
ReplyDeleteI sometimes cry for what could have been...
Alright everyone, I'm passing a message from Blind Prophet. There is a third creature like Slender, his name is Oliver, and he's non-hostile, yet fiercely protective of Prophet. Albus may have created or freed it. He should get in contact with you soon.
ReplyDeleteSorry to neglect Clark's post. I am Prophet.
ReplyDeleteWe are fighting back.
This Blog should explain it quite nicely: http://its-time-to-fight-back.blogspot.com/
Okay what the fuck guys. I am getting word of not 3, but four breaks/gods/whatever-the-fuck-you-want-to-call-them, running around. I need to talk to you Sandra, Matt, and Lya
ReplyDeleteThis is sounding slightly far-fetched.
~Drew
Drew: Two are with us, two are against us... Save for Matt, Sandra and Lya. Only one opposes them.
ReplyDeleteGUYS WE HAVE GOT TO TALK NOW!!! Please get back online and contact me! We HAVE to talk!
ReplyDelete~Drew
I haven't completed reading your blogs enough to be up to date, as I'm only mid-way through February, but I feel that there is something very important that you need to know regarding SlenderMan and your situation.
ReplyDeletePlease contact me at AQMCWHBF@live.com ASAP, as I don't think it would be quite safe if I were to post my situation publicly.
Thank you.
Fuck it. I have two things to tell you. One is probably something that all the readers would be better off knowing-
ReplyDeleteAssuming that you know of The Rake, then you know it's a quick, 4 legged being that runs at all times. It is pure white, and has a fucked up face and fucking loves yelling, if you get close enough to it. It's usually got wispy, Gollum like hair. Now, while it seems that Slendermen are very old beings, Rakes are known to access technology quite often to fuck about a bit. My theory, here, is that either,
A- As Rakes resemble humans quite a bit, Proxies may eventually become Rakes.
or, B- Rakes are young Slendermen.
Again, there is the possibility that they simply co-exist.
Also, I just finished getting up to date on the blog. It seems Option B is out- and Option A is seemingly becoming more likely.
ReplyDeleteWait. What?! Rake-puppy is actually an indicative nickname?! That or them being proxies, are creepy thoughts...
ReplyDeleteJack is Back!
ReplyDeleteIfindthewaytheyoungspeakinthesetimesrathercrude. Iamnotsurprisedthough,yourkind'swayshavebeenveryinconsistentsincethefirstofyourkindwasborn,andhavesliddownhillratherrapidlyinthepastfewcenturies.
ReplyDeleteIseeyouhavemetmorethanoneofmyChildren. DotellthemHelloforme-Theyhavenotseenmeforquitesometime,butIknowtheywillrememberme.
Observer,proxies,Hallowed,aterritorydispute-itseemstheyaregettingalittlerambunctioussincetheywereallowedtoroamfreely. Imayhavetodosomethingaboutthat.
OH SHIT. Uh, Slendy, what are you doing here? Do you often read Sandra's blog when she's away? And can Rake-puppy read?
ReplyDeleteSlendy?IsthatwhatyoucallHim.IamnotaSlenderman,child.Iamthereasonheexists.
ReplyDelete@EyesInTheSky
ReplyDeleteVictor Surge, is that you?
Ofcoursenot.
ReplyDeleteWell, in my opinion, EysInTheSky is a crazy proxy, much like Nathan was, who thinks himself either the creator of Slendy/possessed by said creator and/or slendy/any other number of entities.
ReplyDelete@gpowell71
ReplyDeleteGoddammit, I spilled coffee in my lap I was laughing so hard. Thank you very much.
Believewhatyouwill, theopinionsofpreydonotmattertothepredators.
ReplyDeleteYay! I'm shamelessly promoting my blog! Wanna read a blog with a less serious tune? Then come to mine! I'm about as serious regarding the slendy situation as...um...someone who isn't serious? just go to my blog!
ReplyDeletehttp://frozen-tail.blogspot.com/
Wait a minute, only Slendy has the typing quirk of smooshinghisphrasestogether, so who is this guy claiming to be exactly? No mythos state who created Slendy. For that matter, no mythos says that Slendy wasn't the first... What the hell?
ReplyDeleteOkay, this guy is officially batshit. Read his blog, he seems to think that Sandra's possessing him, or something like that... It's odd....
ReplyDeleteActually blue, I (Hope) think you assume that the thing she (I'm not entirely sure, but I think its a girl, correct me if I'm wrong) is referring to is Sandra. That doesn't make any sense! When did Sandra ever posses people, or have the ability to extrude tentacles from her body? She seems to be referring to a sort of maker of these monsters or something of the sort, A "Momma Slendy" if you will. Although, if you meant that the story's are seemingly similar, then you seem to be correct, at least with basic details. If you meant this, then that makes my entire "Momma Slendy" statement inert...Huh
ReplyDeleteNathan Umbra was batshit insane. This person? Bordering on kooky.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'll rephrase. This guy is a loony. He thinks he's possessed by a Momma Slendy. That image alone is enough to have me laughing my bum off in a chair. I now have a mental image of Slendy in an apron. Here ya go, ladies and gents, Nightmare Retardant!
ReplyDeleteWhat does the ///It/// symbol look like? Knowing my luck, I've probably seen it somewhere not knowing what it is.
ReplyDeleteOh my god. I implore you to get Slendy an apron now. Please, pretty please. For that is wonderful and Nightmare Retardant, please. And take pictures if you can!
ReplyDeletelya hes gone please help. im sorry but albus is back then he..... please i dont know what to do theo is gone again. OK. Alright. Im sorry about tthat im freaking out. Has Slendy left at all? I wanty to be ssure of something
ReplyDeleteThere are at least 23 monsters out there, not counting the multiple Slender Men phenomena! If I count all the monsters I have met, since the day I was born, the number would rise to the thousands and higher!Could you please stop being surprised when more show up? Whoever reads this whenever, I don't care about time-delays anymore, I just want for you to realise that there is more between heaven and earth than any of you could ever grasp! So, stop being surprised by every little thing!
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