HALLE-FUCKING-LUJJAH

Okay. I'm off the roof. Finally. Oh sweet Jesus I missed carpet.

Made one too many jokes about Slender wearing an apron/dress/tampon while Matt and Lya were out. Fucker wasn't pleased. I've been up there scraping my ass on the shingles since 3-O-FUCKING-CLOOOOOOOCK.

Rake would've fetched help but he still has a nasty limp from our run in with ///It/// so I was up there for awhile...

AND IT STARTED TO FUCKING SPRINKLE.

Goddamned Eldy bastard thinking He owns the place.

-Sandra

FUCK THIS HORSE SHIT

IF THAT GODDAMNED ELDRITCH WHORE DOESN'T GET THE SWEET CHRIST BACK HERE I WILL BITE MY ARM UNTIL MY BONE IS A SHARP BLADE, CUT A GASH INTO HIS HEAD, FORCE EVOLUTION FOR THE SAKE OF GROWING A DICK INSTANTANEOUSLY AND SHOVE MY LADYCOCK DIRECTLY INTO HIS BLEEDING GAPING MAW AND LITERALLY SKULLFUCK THE PRINCE OF PRICK.

Ohshit nonononono I done goofed shit He's got my Pokemon Sapphire Code fucking Custard

HOLY FUCK HE'S GOT A LIGHTER OH SUFFERER SAVE US ALLnono I'll be good.

Okay crisis averted.

Shit. It's been like a fucking hour where the hell are the big kids.

-the most pissed off blogger in the fucking multiverse