Well fook me but my iPhone won't let me color the text. Dammit we actually have to say who we are beforehand now DAMN.
Well ladies and gents this is your lovely host Sandy who is more sickly than ever today, courtesy of not chronic Slendersickness but undead my fucking sinuses which appear to have given up on me like everything else in my damn stupid head. Sorry if I start with the rambling but Sandra and cough syrup cocktail dun really play niiiiiice.
So our bastard computer decided to have a giraffe on us meaning I have to do everything from the iPhone the big kids got for my birthday last week. While that's made reading RHU so much easier, it's made Tumblr sadface somehow. Thankfully I saved my fucking gif folder this time because it looks like we'll have to wipe the computer's ass ourselves.
Hokai I gotta go Rake is staring longingly at my new Pokemon Sapphire because it's been more than seven whole hours since I last played and so help me God I WILL get that Magikarp to not be useless sushi by tonight.
Alright here's hoping Hussie doesn't update before we fix the 'puter.
And remember kiddies, wrap your pecker before you deck her,