IF THAT GODDAMNED ELDRITCH WHORE DOESN'T GET THE SWEET CHRIST BACK HERE I WILL BITE MY ARM UNTIL MY BONE IS A SHARP BLADE, CUT A GASH INTO HIS HEAD, FORCE EVOLUTION FOR THE SAKE OF GROWING A DICK INSTANTANEOUSLY AND SHOVE MY LADYCOCK DIRECTLY INTO HIS BLEEDING GAPING MAW AND LITERALLY SKULLFUCK THE PRINCE OF PRICK.
Ohshit nonononono I done goofed shit He's got my Pokemon Sapphire Code fucking Custard
HOLY FUCK HE'S GOT A LIGHTER OH SUFFERER SAVE US ALLnono I'll be good.
Okay crisis averted.
Shit. It's been like a fucking hour where the hell are the big kids.
-the most pissed off blogger in the fucking multiverse
The Sufferer could probably beat the Rake and His ass. Because as everyone knows, The Sufferer is.
ReplyDeleteJust awesome.