BITCHING is the key word, for what has happened. Lya, please take over while I go act stupid.
Instead of boring you with exposition, I'll just get to the transcript as recorded earlier. (Sorry for the lack of video, the camera has been absolutely REFUSING to work with the computer.)
*Chalkboard reads "Is Drew alive?" for several hours until yesterday afternoon. Slender stands by chalkboard.*
S: *gestures to board* Go on. Don't play stupid, I won the championship.
SM: *picks up chalk, writes* Heisalive.Hallowedbutalive.
S: *laughing* Oh, fucking RIGHT! *pause* But that doesn't fix the Hallowed problem.
S: I don't know, lot's of people think Marble Hornets was faked...
S: I think...so wait, Alex was Hallowed?
S: Seriously, I need straight ans...*realization* So...if Alex was Hallowed, and he was acting a little more normal in Entry 26...Halloweds can be REVERSED?!
S: By just being away from you?!
S:...Alright, now just cut the shit and tell me where Drew is. Jack's at the end of his rope here, Slender.
S: Maybe you're an asshole. What the hell do you even want from them?
S: Slender. Don't be a douche, just tell me.
S: M'dea-You've been into Lya's library again, haven't you.
SM: Andthus,ourconversationends.Ibidtheegoodnight,fairestmaiden.'Tilthedawnarrives,dreamofme. *Exits through the window*
S:...I swear if I ever meet the proxy, or agent, or WHOEVER THE FUCK TAUGHT HIM TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR... *camera shuts off due to low battery power*
...So, right. It would appear that yes, He has been in my books...and I'm kinda sick of His humor too, maybe He's just giving us a taste of our own medicine.
In other news, YES. WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO SAVE DREW.
Okay, Sandra's coming back, so she'll take over now.
Pfft. This has been a good day...I REALLY hope Slender'll stop dicking around and just help us out for once.
Okay, now for something completely different....AHEM. WHAT THE FUCK.
Have any of you read Dare 2 Die? Especially the last post?
NO. A THOUSAND GODDAMN TIME NO. Either Ulryc's wifin' or Slender decided to fuck around with us, because I WILL NEVER believe that FUCKING ZALGO is a part of this. No. Bad boy.
I already have enough trouble sleeping, what with a psychotic baby chicken and a freaking Eldritch Abomination running around here. I CAN'T DEAL WITH THAT.
And back to happiness...
DREW MIGHT BE SALVAGEABLE!!! EXUBERANCE!