HOW'RE YOU ENJOYING THE WINDS, MISTER-NAKED-THING-WHO-MIGHT-BE-THE-RAKE?!
Welcome to East Texas. =D
I have survived Slendysickness, attempted rape, a car accident, ///It///-kidnapping, attempted Proxy-kidnappings, attempted murders, Slendydeath-faking, and Preston, and the last hour scared the shit out of me like I've never even thought possible.
The wind made me its bitch.
For those who don't live in Texas, we just got out of some severe thunderstorms that MIGHT have made tornados. Maybe. Still fuzzy.
I was halfway through Spoony's SWAT 4 walkthrough when the power just fucking left. A little something you might not be aware of: the dark, especially when enveloping you with no warning, IS FUCKING TERRIFYING. I still sleep with hallway lights on or the TV. Panic ensued. Lya and Matt were shouting at me to head for the cellar, Preston was having a fit, the wind was screaming, and I was in full on Freak the Fuck Out mode. Then I saw a little beam of light in the hallway and thought, for half a second, "fuck it finally happened I died".
It was Slender. Carrying a flashlight. Crimes against human existance be damned I almost hugged the son of a bitch.
Almost.
He handed me the light and followed Preston and I to the cellar. Matt, Lya, and Blitz were already waiting. Slender stayed outside in case any Proxies were stupid enough to try to break in.
I was born in Texas, and raised here for seven years, but I've never had such a close call. The constant moves around the country always managed to avoid crazy storms like this. So I did what came naturally. I freaked the almighty fuck out.
Thankfully, it didn't last long. Winds died down, He knocked on the door, angels sang.
...I fucking hate Texas weather.
-Sandra
On a lighter note, did you get portal 2? It looks great! Also, happy Easter.
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No power outages or Slender Men up here, but it seems like tornadoes are everywhere. Glad to hear you're all okay.
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If //It// shows up here, //It// will be sorry //It// was ever born... or created... Whatever brought it into existence, //It// will be sorry it happened.
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*gasp* You watch Spoony, too!? Spoony is the best! I've actually got his Terror TRAX episode up as I'm typing this!
ReplyDeleteWe're all right guys for the time being. We're headed your way.
ReplyDeleteI don't have a lot of time to post.
~Jack
Thank God you're okay.
ReplyDeleteIt won't be too hard to find us.
House in the woods, no fence out back, small wire chicken coop, near a small ditch/creek.
There's an Operator Symbol painted on our cellar door.
-Lya
oPErator syMboLs...
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I don't know if you'll reply to this, but I've been following you guys for a while.
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Although I'm glad I don't live in the USA. I'm fairly sure Asia's safe from your personal demons. Well. I hope.
Also, Sandra? Just wanted to say that I'm sorry that all this is happening to you, as well as Matt, Lya, and everyone else. I wish I could help.
...Yep, paranoia up high. Not going to get any sleep. Paul's going to call this all fiction and call me a wuss
ReplyDelete;.; Doesn't matter if it is real or fake, two creatures plus the rake is a nightmare in the making