Friday, May 6, 2011

Aw shit.

In hindsight, we should've predicted something like this. I mean, if the Rake is indeed curious enough to come see what the fuss over Sandra is about, why wouldn't he be curious enough to "leave his mark"?

I knew he was able to get in the house somehow; I saw him in here yesterday. He was just sitting on the couch, looking curiously at Blitz, who was lying on the floor generally not caring that he was being stared at. I said out loud that if he even thought about it I would sit on him. He looked up and tilted his head curiously. Dammit there was so much deja vu from the early days with Slender. Except the Rake actually has a face. Sort of. Up close, his eyes are ginormous. Not really a visible nose, or any lips to indicate a mouth, though I think I saw him drinking some water out by the creek earlier this week.

Anyways, onto the story. And prepare the mistrust cannons, because WOUND'T YA FUCKING KNOW IT, Sandy appears to be immune to the Rake as well.

"Ohmaigod what the hell is up with her why is she immune is she really working with them to kill people is she not human is she the physical embodiement of all things Sue-"

...

"Hey wait what is there to be immune to?"

Oh Idunno, maybe whatever it is that kept Alex from waking up while his arms were cut all to hell?

If you just paused for a second before muttering "Oshit", you see where this is going.

We all wake up around an hour ago because dammit we still haven't gotten used to horrific screams in the night. We run into Sandra's room.

The Rake is against the far wall looking from his claws to Sandra's arm wondering what the fuck was happening, Slender is next to Sandra trying to pry her wounded arm away from the grip of her other hand so He can examine it while simultaneously shooting invisible daggers at the befuddled Rake, Preston's having a panic attack in his cage, but is unseen due to the blanket draped over it. Blitz is just lying down in the doorway wondering who dares raise hell in his domain.

Sandra now has one deep, but relatively small gash across her right arm. And is pissed beyond all reason, calling Mr. Rake everything but a good ol' boy and threatening the shoving of very many large items up very many small holes.

He's sitting in the living room now. Still looks confused. If it wasn't for the annoyance he caused, his look of pure befuddlement would be funny as hell.

-Lya

21 comments:

  1. Maybe she has an immunity to all things supernatural? So, for example, say Medusa sgowed up for whatever reason. Everybody else would turn to stone. Sandra would cuss Medusa out while looking her straight in the eyes

    Another example? A blessing from a strong being would have no effect. So it is a doubledged sword, as you saw earlier

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  2. But then what about //It//??? Where would, um... he(?) fit into this?

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  3. Wow, I'm so surprised Slender didn't rip the Rake's head off for hurting Sandra.

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  4. I'm sure many are going to consider this to be a "jump the shark" moment. Personally, I consider this to potentially be the beginnings of a CMOA.

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  5. @Malkin- Don't I just fucking wish.

    He didn't seem so much blindly pissed off, like an enemy, more annoyed like Rake was a puppy who had an accident on the kitchen floor. The kitchen floor being my arm. And the "accident" him purposefully cutting said fucking arm.

    Stupid little fuck.

    -Sandra

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  6. Just pray that the Rake ISN'T like a puppy, else you may have to housetrain him

    ...I'm not even sure if that was a joke or me being serious

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  7. You'd think I'm kidding when I say he acts like a puppy, but seriously, shit be weird. He's obviously sapient, and talks, but runs around on all four sniffing and examining things. Maybe he's not used to taking the time to explore houses, only running around being creepy.

    It's silmutaneously cute and terrifying. In other words, my entire life in a nutshell.

    -Sandra

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  8. I'm still super surprised Slendy didn't kill the living crap out of the Rake for hurting Sandra's arm... Still, WHAT THE HELL IS THE RAKE?! From what I can tell, it's a naked dude who walks around on all fours....

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  9. Little pale nekkid guy with no discernable genitalia with bigass claws and ginormous eyes with no visible nose and an almost invisible mouth when shut.

    Looks kinda like Wolverine and a Gray made the nasty, can't miss'im.

    -Sandra

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  10. Hey, Sandra, can you try something for me?

    Some people say that the operator symbol is a face. A face without a body, while Slendy is a body without a face. So can you try drawing the Operator Symbol where his face should be? Even if it does nothing else, it should at least make people burst out laughing when they see Slenderman with permanent marker on his face

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  11. Forgot to include my theory behind this

    If the mark weakens him, well, he'll be weakened while it is on him. If it is used as a way to mark victims for the future, well, then if it, say, gives a stronger signal the closer he is to it, then it would be like trying to use a metal detector while wearing a suit of armour

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  12. Oh good, I wasn't the only one who thought about trying that shit. Tried it a couple of years ago.

    Did it, lollerskated at the hilarity. He grabbed me, had me outside before I could blink, and stranded me on the roof. Okay, no weakening. Damn. At least He looks funny.

    By the time I climbed down, the mark was gone and my favorite shirt was stained black and smelled of nail polish remover.

    Cheeky bastard.

    -Sandra

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  13. Well, he clearly didn't like it, so at the very least we now know how to annoy him :D

    ...That may be a bad idea though

    Oh, Sandra, would feelings of paranoia and your brain thinking you see Slendy everywhere be normal after a "friend" pranked you by dressing up as Slenderman?

    >.> Excuse me while I grab my bat. If I recall, I never did manage to hit him with it...

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  14. I know this is a stupid question and that someone is probably going to think I'm a total dumb ass, but what is "//it//"?

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  15. //It// is a second, more violent and wild looking Slenderman

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  16. Oh wow, I never even knew that existed. Sounds like a big peachy bag of good fun...

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  17. The Rake can talk? Well I'll be.

    My apologies if I have nothing substantial to say. I'm a long-time lurker who finally commented in hopes that...oh, what does it matter. I shouldn't even be here. Best of luck in your endeavors.

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  18. @Z it talked?! When? (curse my speed reading)
    @Lya thanks for answering. I was wondering about that since a lot of people had mentioned it beforehand...

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  19. Is ///It/// the one with the red, or black tie? Either way, if your slender the one I saw the other day, kindly tell him to screw off.

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  20. sandras just too badass to be affected XD

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