Explanation

Okay, so I'm alright after last night's attack. So don't worry, I'm not spontaneously Hallowed, nor am I dead. Just really tired.

Some people have been trying to figure out how in the sweet corn a vocaloids song brought Slender running to kill that bastard.

Number 1: Speak of the Devil

To explain how He even heard me from wherever the hell he was dicking around, consider how, when you talk often about Him, chances are He'll pop up to scare the shit outta you. Either He's got some BITCHING hearing, or He can sense when someone's talking about/calling Him.

Number 2: The Song

No, there's no deep, hidden meaning behind this song. As far as I can tell, He's never been a goat-legged girl trapped in a circus.

It's just how I call Him out to tell Him there's an emergency.

See, the day of the car accident, we had my vocaloids cd playing in the car. The crash happened during the ending part of the song that I said last night (those words weren't said or sung, but were during the instrumental at the end, and having memorized them like a freak I am, I was saying them while the song played).

I was thrown from the car before I could say the last line (from the ending animation, which is SO DAMN CREEPY). Later on, after I had stopped raging against Him and finally realized that maybe He was being honest, He asked if I was alright.

I just wrote "It's fun", and He took it to mean that I was going to be okay.

So that's how I let Him know. There's no real reason for it, just another way to make chaos seem just a little easier. Singing an actual japanese line from the song means an emergency is forming, saying a line from the opening means we found a body, gtf over here, and saying the lines from last night means that an emergency is currently happening, this is not a drill.

After the crisis is managed, "It's fun" just means that we're all alive and we'll recover.

So that's it. Don't freak out when some godawful shit happens and I key in saying "IT'S FUN!" like a gleeful two year old. That's just me saying we're alright.

On a completely different note...

You guys still call me the Oracle. Why is that? I haven't made any prophecies or predictions, just given a little insight on how Slender behaves around us. And I highly doubt that the Oracle ever hung out with Persians, or was roomies with Clytemnestra.

But I still love the fuck outta that nickname. XD

-Sandra

Attacked

Pretty much exactly what it says. We were ambushed by someone targeting Sandra.

Except it wasn't a proxy this time.

It was a runner, or a fighter, or whatever we're calling one of Slender's victims.

Apparently, while some of us can keep our cool and humanity during these times, others will snap and do ANYTHING. Not even to survive, because there's no way the unlucky bastard thought he could hurt Sandra and live. Only to spite Him.

-Matt

We didn't even know he was here until Sandra saw him creeping in through a window. Matt was out, and Slender was off doing His thing. Bastard pulled a tazer and zapped me when I tried to protect Sandra. I blacked out until Matt returned about five minutes later. By then Sandra had run upstairs with the assailant following. When we got up to her room, he had her pinned and had a switchblade out, screaming about the "Operator's Eye".

He looked like he was about to gouge out Sandra's eye.

Let that sink in for a moment.

Matt was able to tackle him, and managed to subdue him. I went into Sandra's closet to get out some rope we keep for emergencies (yes, it is necessary), and Sandra kinda snapped. She apparently (I wasn't there to see it, only heard) glared at him, got a strange look in her eye, and began speaking...

"The body is distorted in order to bend to that twisted figure
To crawl on the illuminated street with paper lanterns
Everyone knows the feeling of walking down the street..."

At this point, he stopped struggling, and just froze up.

"This child has to cower alone..."

He looked up at her, seemingly horrified.

"I guess the shadows reach long
But the friends that talk have their waists aligned..."

Then, he gets pissed.

"You are later and before and by yourself..."

He struggled free before we could get him tied, and knocked us aside. He leapt at Sandra, pinning her again. Instead of being afraid like before, she just kept that crazy grin.

"Oh, you're here, you're here!"

Without the knife, he looked ready to just beat her to death, but then she laughed.

"Drop by and see Him."

The attacker froze up, and murmered some denial.

"Drop by and see Him."

He started backing up, screaming no.

"Drop by, to the Dark Woods."

At that moment, Slender smashed through the window, grabbed the man, and dragged him outside. By the time we helped Sandra up and looked out, the guy was dead.

Sandra's back to normal, except for humming. The lines she said were from the song Dark Woods Circus, but I'm not sure how they're relevant. But judging by Slender's timing, I kinda wonder if maybe she was using the song to call for Him...

Apparently, some people are starting to wonder if she made Him, and if she can control Him.

Nope. As far as we can tell, Slender predates ALL of the bloggers, and somethingawful, and all recorded instances of Him. And she doesn't really control Him, it's that HE can't control HER.

Wellp. I'm going to go rest. It's been a looong day, and I'm kinda tired of dealing with crap like this.

-Lya






(It's fun.)