Fuck everyone's couch.
School's out here.
That means screaming kids running around the woods during a turf war. FUCK.
But from what I've seen, both Eldrys are toning it down to minor ambushes at night and just trying to piss each other off instead of the glorious West Side Story battles they used to have. Powerful as they are, neither wants to be exposed to the masses.
Rake's getting along better. Still a little fuckwit, but better. He likes human food. Especially popcorn. Sadly, my saltybutterpocalypse mix still hasn't killed him. Fucker's got him a tolerance.
Still accepting emails on CellarDoor-Xfirstname.lastname@example.org
And still being an idiot on Tumblr. Where the fuck has this thing been all my life?