So. It appears we have a troll.
First off, when in the hell did it ever look like Sandra wanted in Slender's pants?! For Christ's sake, man, she's a teenager who lost her parents to the bastard! And apparently you didn't notice how freaked out she got when somebody mentioned that maybe she was His future bride, because she sure as hell wasn't too happy.
Second, it's pretty ballsy for you to accuse Him of being out of character when each of us have noticed Him acting differently in different situations. Hell, sometimes He doesn't even seem to have a personality, just a curiosity of humanity best expressed through killing people in sick sadistic ways.
Third, wow. Trying to get a rise out of her by posting what looks like Higurashi spoilers. Goddamn, you are so desperate to get us upset, aren't you.
Why don't you go back to bullying neighborhood kids. Or are you to afraid too be so bold when your face and name aren't hidden by a screen?
-Lya
EDIT: Yes! Had to log out and back in to get the comment delete button back. Now we can let Sandra back on without worry about her getting pissed over the spoilers.
Trolls... I Hates them! >:T ~Rose
ReplyDeleteHigurashi spoiler warning:
ReplyDeleteHigurashi has lots of horrible madness and brutal death. And loli.
End spoilers.
Not to stray off topic, but did you or anybody else see entry #32 of Marble Hornets yet? It seems pretty cool how Jessica turns out to be an ally to J. What do you think?
ReplyDeleteThanks guys.
ReplyDeleteAlso, holy damn Maduin. You make everything better, you know that?
(And I've kept forgetting to mention....your "twenny dolla" prank made for an interesting night at our house. He came back home still confused. I don't think Lya's ever laughed so hard. Then I played the song, and He headdesked.)
-Sandra
And the fact that Slender Man may or may not have any "junk" down there (I mean come on, when's the last time someone has the balls to knee him there? Okay, maybe Zeke but still...).
ReplyDeleteI'm with agent-sarah. How do we know there's anything down there? Or if the suit even comes OFF? (Does the suit come off? Okay, enough. I am thinking too much about this.)
ReplyDeleteTrolls suck. I'm sorry you're being harassed. :( Hang in there.
~Alora
Yeah, I know how you feel about dumbasses posting spoilers, I can't tell you how many times I've gone on a forum for a story where some asshole posts, "ZOMG *insert important character name here* DIES!!!1!ONE!", because of guys like that the entire end to Stephen King's It was ruined for me.
ReplyDeleteI do try :)
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm glad I gave you guys a laugh :)
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ReplyDelete@iraged I lol'd. Think about Slenderman Walking the dinosaur! Takes most of the scary out of him amiright?
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ReplyDeleteFRICK. Frick on a stick. Sorry Holly, I was aiming for iraged and you got caught in the crossfire.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, Slender walking the dinosaur would be HILARIOUS. Once we find Stephanie and are officially out of serious mode.
-Matt
@iraged - are you being somehow forced to read this? If not, then what's your problem?
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ReplyDeleteThanks Nekhs.
ReplyDeleteGotta love how he thinks Sandra's a weeaboo. So just because she listens to vocaloids, watches anime, and plays the english dub of a japanese game, she's obsessed and wants to be asian?
OH NOES. I read Humon comics, smörgåstårta is one of my favorite foods, and Fairytale by Alexander Rybak is my favorite song. I MUST AUTOMATICALLY BE OBSESSED WITH SCANDINAVIA.
Idiot.
Also, gotta love how our not shooting down the mary sue insults makes him right. You haven't denied that you're a troll or a dumbass. And I fail to see your logic, she admits that she's flawed and screws up. Maybe you weren't around for the whole "attack" fiasco, were you?
-Lya
You're very welcome.
ReplyDeleteOh! I thought up a game you guys might like. <3. Since it's all about keeping upbeat, when you have a Humanoid Abomination hanging around that you kind of can't get rid of.
http://tinyurl.com/SlenderChess
^ Somewhere between an unashamed plug for my OWN blog and an actually amusing-sounding game, based on what little I know on the Slenderman Mythos. I imagine it either being a curb stomp battle or a ridiculously long game, depending on the players involved.
Higurashi dies at the end ~DESU
ReplyDeleteHim? He?
ReplyDeleteDoes 'He' really deserve deification?
The battle may have ended, but the flame wars have just begun. Just ignore them, that's the only way they leave. Or at least shut up. Hope these trolls stop soon. Also Simon, he sorta looks like a male and wears a business suit, something men are usually seen wearing.
ReplyDeleteNot so much deification as making sure we can distinguish between "him" as in an aforementioned human male and "Him" as in Slender. The capitalization is just for clarification.
ReplyDelete-Lya
Could always go with 'It,' since we're not really sure he/it even has a gender, much less which one it would be.
ReplyDeleteThen again, all references go with SlenderMAN, so that would just be more confusing than not confusing.
The best way to deal with a troll is a +1 or better weapon coated in alchemist's fire, or acid.
ReplyDeleteI don't play D&D or any other game like that, but as a reader of OOtS, THAT WAS AWESOME, THAGE.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think Lya has a new idea for warding off proxies....
-Sandra
Hey what does ol'twiggyman think of the slenderman just want's to get buff theory?
ReplyDeleteWow, this blog . . . is thoroughly amusing and highly interesting. I hope everything goes well. If you ever are in need of someone who can kick ass, feel free to email me.
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ReplyDeleteGooooooood evening ~Rinnian on deviantART! =3
ReplyDeleteTell *Yume-Kami-Aika I said hi!
-Sandra
Oh, she already knows. :3
ReplyDeleteDid you honestly think I'd post that thinking you wouldn't see my comments? AHAHA.wav
Nah, I know you aren't stupid. Just quick to anger and eager to piss people off.
ReplyDelete-Sandra
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lef10h9XgP1qdx0rv.jpg <--- this.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, I'm commenting on a rant of a post...
Well, you can do the math. I think. Do Mary Sues have the capacity for abstract thought?
"Stupid idiots" is a wonderfully redundant sentence.
ReplyDeleteI'm not going to post spoilers however.
I'm going to post what other people also think of this insult to a Mythos.
http://community.livejournal.com/marysues/2917958.html
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/JustBugsMe/TheSlenderManMythos
I wonder if it would hurt you to do some real research? I wonder if you'll threaten to sic Slendie on me? I wonder if you'll attempt to take the moral high ground? I wonder if you'll say that (A) I'm just jealous or (B) I'm an who's just .
It's a pity really, I thought this blog was promising in the beginning.
~Avalesca
And I do feel that Slenderman wouldn't post on your blog.
ReplyDeleteAnd, unless there is some kind of MAGIKUL POWAH that super-heals, YOU WOULD BE BOTH BLIND AND DEAD IF YOU HAD A SCAR ON YOUR EYEBALL.
I mean 'You' in the general sense. Not ACTUAL you.
Yo. To be honest, I didn't actually read the entire thing. I got bored right away, the idea that Slenderman (a THING that kept me up for weeks and stuff. derp.) was playing Papa Bear for a teenage girl and all that sounded more astounding and stuff... then I actually read this and it's underwhelming.
ReplyDeleteI don't feel scared. I don't feel scared by this 'Second Slenderman'. And I just feel confused, what normal person WOULDN'T be scared if a bully was ripped to shreds by a humanoid abomination? Honestly, just seeing this in real life would be terrifying, but Sandra not being scared is unlikely.
Blah. I'll actually try to read the entire thing next time. But really... I'm very underwheled. I'll just think about how my story with Slenderman is going to end.
Bai bai.
Wound on eyeballs are possible without losing your eyesight! As long as they are small enough and at the right places! Also, are you sure her wound was made by something flying around during the accident? It could also be the by product of Slender catching her and protecting her till the doctors showed up! He isn't really experienced in protecting humans and he might not have noticed where some of his tentacles were flying around when he had to act on the fly! I doubt supernatural markings/scars/wounds have normal biological symptoms!
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