Sunday, January 9, 2011

HOLY TITS

It's snowing. Like, HARD.

Fucking Texas weather, how does it work.

Seriously, it's been, at most, an hour and a half, and the first half hour it just melted into the wet ground. Now everything looks like a goddamn frosted flake.

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If you'll excuse me, I must go prepare to test my hypothesis that the ultimate weapon against Slender is snowballs. Snowmissiles. Snownukes, maybe.

-Sandra

11 comments:

  1. Come back when things look like mashed potatoes instead of Frosted Flakes. That's when you know it's snowing hard.

    Andy

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  2. I read the title of this post and immediately imagined a pair of perky breasts with brightly shining halos.
    Made my day.

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  3. slenderbloggins- It did, for an hour...then melted right the fuck away. Dammit. I did lob a few snowballs at Slendy though. I couldn't tell whether He was confused, or totally pissed.

    Maduin- Aaaaaand the melted snow no longer upsets me. My day has been made as well.

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  4. And yes, that was me. Dammit, I need to remember to sign out.

    -Sandra

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  5. Yeah, we got a ton of snow up in Jersey, about two feet, expecting to get more. And to be honest, I've been curious if Slender avoided snow; after all, that would ruin his suit.

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  6. The image of you know who with a snowball stuck to his face, cartoon-style, amuses me. xD

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  7. "Fucking Texas weather, how does it work."

    I have always assumed magic. It's the only explanation which makes sense.

    And while melted snow may be bad, at least you got any snow at all. Us in central Texas have just gotten rain. Boring old rain.

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  8. AND WE MIGHT GET MORE SNOW.

    SON I AM YAY.

    -Sandra

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  9. Seems everyone but we are getting copious amounts of snow this year. Ironic, considering there used to be a time where a snowstorm in the middle of July was considered normal. Guess that's just a product of the Earth's natural warming period. I don't believe for a second in global warming by way of greenhouse gases.

    Anyways, I spammed this blog in about two hours' time. I've pretty much resolved to do a blog a night (until college starts, wish me luck...heh). I find listening to Tool makes it easier to concentrate. Hope all is well and that you all enjoyed the New Year. With a bit of happy sauce, preferably.

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