Well, Lya's officially pissed.
A few weeks ago, I found a site called SCP Foundation. Scary, funny, pretty good for wasting time and pretending you don't have a humanoid abomination stalking around.
One of the scariest things there is a statue that kills people when they don't look. WAY scarier than it sounds. And since Lya reads it too, I showed her this comic...
Then, when she got to the last panel, she got nervous, turned to face me...
And I shoved one of my dolls into her face.
She screamed. Loud.
Now Matt's laughing so hard he can't breathe, Lya's fuming in her room, and I'm going to hell.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. *Zelda Music*