There's been a kinda pattern of Sandra freaking out and returning to lucidity in somewhat amusing ways recently, anybody else notice?
We still don't get why the shitstorm going on made Sandra act like a little child again, though we know she isn't Hallowed (or bipolar), nor does she have schizophrenia, multiple personality, or, and how she doesn't still surprises us, depression. Maybe Asperger's, she never got tested for it and it's kinda hard to take a legally dead girl to a psychiatrist, so maybe.
She was sleeping and continuing the trend of hissing when Slender was near and murmuring the error message when she woke up. Violently.
She started by lurching forward and shouting "OH GOD THE BUNDLE DATA REDACTED THROW D-CLASS AT IT", then fell out of bed, getting tangled in the covers. She proceeded with a loooong string of curses, then paused, checked the date on her phone, and cursed some more.
She said she had no memory of what happened, and asked to see the posts and comments she left. She didn't seem too surprised, pointing out that she mentions Vocaloids all the time and it wouldn't be unusual to associate with it in a time of mental distress. She seemed kind of glad that she didn't do anythign too freaky.
The she got to the third comment of her lullabies post.
Her response?
"ADKAJ;ADAHSKLDAASKDJLAH (Yes, she actually managed to put this into phonetic words) WHAT. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN. I HAVE NO RING ON THIS FINGER, WAT. SON OF A BITCH. Fuck me sideways Margaret what drugs."
She then glared daggers at Slender, and I never thought I would live to see the fucking Slender Man facepalm.
She's back in bed now (casting the occasional glare at Slender and screaming "Don't fucking look at me!!!" whenever He looks up). Also, I found a little note she scribbled while she was still a little psychotic. Anyone know what it says?
Sperare è peccato?
Ti accorgi delle voci senza voce?
Iwanaide towa no jubaku no kotoba wo.
Kikanaide hontou no negai wo.
I don't think it's Vocaloids, and the first two lines sound like they're either latin or italian...
-Lya
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Thursday, December 2, 2010
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
No clue
Lya and I don't get what's going on at all.
Sandra's been screaming and convulsing for hours now, and repeating that japanese message over and over. It's apparently from on of her favorite Vocaloids songs, and mean "An irreversible ("serious" in Kuri's translation) error has occured".
We know that she means something's going on with Nessa, though we have no clue what. At first we thought she had died, due to Fizzy's post, but then things got weird in the comments of Sandra's post, people are saying things that don't make sense, and "Nessa" commented "herself".
We asked Sandra what the "error" was, but she just kept on freaking out.
And then shit got weird.
Slender returned from His patrolling (or whatever the hell He does when He isn't here, as if we don't know), possibly mistaking the commotion for another attack. When He got inside, Sandra looked at Him, took on the most twisted, hateful glare, and fucking lunged.
Lya and I grabbed her and held her back, and she was screaming and clawing like a wild cat.
We finally managed to sedate her, and got her to bed, but she still repeats the error message in her sleep. And whenever He gets closer to her, she hisses and shudders like she's trapped in a nightmare.
None of us know what the hell is wrong with her, and Slender seems confused as well.
Sandra had a theory that He only has an extremely limited range of emotions, and doesn't understand concepts such as amity, or grief, or vengeance. She thinks He only knows amusement (hence toying around with victims), extreme anger, curiosity (which would explain why He's followed her around just because He doesn't affect her), and confusion. Other than that, nothing. Not even evil.
Sandra wrote out a paper on the theory, and we've been searching for it whenever we can, in the hopes that maybe it will make sense and shed some light on how to stop him.
-Matt
Sandra's been screaming and convulsing for hours now, and repeating that japanese message over and over. It's apparently from on of her favorite Vocaloids songs, and mean "An irreversible ("serious" in Kuri's translation) error has occured".
We know that she means something's going on with Nessa, though we have no clue what. At first we thought she had died, due to Fizzy's post, but then things got weird in the comments of Sandra's post, people are saying things that don't make sense, and "Nessa" commented "herself".
We asked Sandra what the "error" was, but she just kept on freaking out.
And then shit got weird.
Slender returned from His patrolling (or whatever the hell He does when He isn't here, as if we don't know), possibly mistaking the commotion for another attack. When He got inside, Sandra looked at Him, took on the most twisted, hateful glare, and fucking lunged.
Lya and I grabbed her and held her back, and she was screaming and clawing like a wild cat.
We finally managed to sedate her, and got her to bed, but she still repeats the error message in her sleep. And whenever He gets closer to her, she hisses and shudders like she's trapped in a nightmare.
None of us know what the hell is wrong with her, and Slender seems confused as well.
Sandra had a theory that He only has an extremely limited range of emotions, and doesn't understand concepts such as amity, or grief, or vengeance. She thinks He only knows amusement (hence toying around with victims), extreme anger, curiosity (which would explain why He's followed her around just because He doesn't affect her), and confusion. Other than that, nothing. Not even evil.
Sandra wrote out a paper on the theory, and we've been searching for it whenever we can, in the hopes that maybe it will make sense and shed some light on how to stop him.
-Matt
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Trust Issues
Okay. So some people are starting to lose trust in Sandra. Why?
Because she was attacked by a runner who had apparently been stalking us for long enough to know how she calls Him for help, who chased her throughout the house, who pinned her and beat her before trying to stab her eye out with a knife. A knife that was had a long enough blade to have gone into her brain and caused intense brain damage or even killed her.
And then, she had the AUDACITY to call for help. And how dare that help be an abomination that's followed her around since she was a child, killed countless people in front of her, unintentionally killed her parents, and won't leave even when she attacks Him with countless weapons.
And how dare she sit there, shuddering violently and starting to choke on her tears from fear and self-loathing at having to resort to drastic measures while that poor assailant gets killed.
Ain't she just a shifty little bitch?
WHAT THE HELL.
She never chose this. She never wanted to be under the protection of a creature loathed by so much of the world, to have to face off against another one of said creatures, or have to resort to calling Him for help.
She isn't His master, or creator. She doesn't control Him, and whether or not He accomodates her distaste in killing is completely up to Him. She wasn't a sultry siren luring an innocent man to his gruesome death, she was almost murdered by someone who had no qualms about killing a girl caught up in a situation nobody deserves.
For God's sake, people. This isn't Salem, don't blame Sandra for not feeding your own pigs.
-Lya
Because she was attacked by a runner who had apparently been stalking us for long enough to know how she calls Him for help, who chased her throughout the house, who pinned her and beat her before trying to stab her eye out with a knife. A knife that was had a long enough blade to have gone into her brain and caused intense brain damage or even killed her.
And then, she had the AUDACITY to call for help. And how dare that help be an abomination that's followed her around since she was a child, killed countless people in front of her, unintentionally killed her parents, and won't leave even when she attacks Him with countless weapons.
And how dare she sit there, shuddering violently and starting to choke on her tears from fear and self-loathing at having to resort to drastic measures while that poor assailant gets killed.
Ain't she just a shifty little bitch?
WHAT THE HELL.
She never chose this. She never wanted to be under the protection of a creature loathed by so much of the world, to have to face off against another one of said creatures, or have to resort to calling Him for help.
She isn't His master, or creator. She doesn't control Him, and whether or not He accomodates her distaste in killing is completely up to Him. She wasn't a sultry siren luring an innocent man to his gruesome death, she was almost murdered by someone who had no qualms about killing a girl caught up in a situation nobody deserves.
For God's sake, people. This isn't Salem, don't blame Sandra for not feeding your own pigs.
-Lya
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Weather
Starting to get kinda chilly down here.
Sandra's been hanging out the window enjoying the rain. For awhile we were afraid she'd be nervous because of the association with her earlier captivity, but she told us that ///It/// could "kiss [my] freckled ass".
So, we've been doing pretty well. No sightings, Sand's gotten better. Preston's being stupid, but that's no change.
-Lya
Sandra's been hanging out the window enjoying the rain. For awhile we were afraid she'd be nervous because of the association with her earlier captivity, but she told us that ///It/// could "kiss [my] freckled ass".
So, we've been doing pretty well. No sightings, Sand's gotten better. Preston's being stupid, but that's no change.
-Lya
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
What Happened
As we've said before, our camera isn't letting us upload, so we have to transcribe what happened last night for you all.
(Video starts. Sandra is sitting on the bed, expression blank. Matt recording, Lya sitting on bed, Slender at the chalkboard.)
L: Sandra, are you awake?
S: I am.
L: Sandra, what happened out there?
(Silence.)
L: Sand-
S: (Suddenly, quickly) The new has come to supplant the old as the one who brings the fear it is here and will not go and will not be stopped by the-
L: Sandra-
S: -hands of simple mortals they are but foxes and the select are his-
SM: (writes) Silenceher.
S: -hounds and the hunt has begun and they will bring them down and they shall cower-
L: (concerned) Sandra, stop this!
SM: SilencesilenceNOW
S: -before it and all will suffer unless they stand fearless but they will do all they can to end the foolish endeavors of the free and the living and it will hold them with the light the son of night and darkness this message given to show the futility of-
SM: (slaps Sandra across the face)
S: (falls backwards, then blinks, suddenly alert) I...it... (lurches forward) Oh God... (runs across the hall to the bathroom, retching heard faintly)
L: ...what did that bastard do?
SM: (writing furiously) KillitkillitIwillkillitdestroythesickthingitwilldiekillkillkillkill
(The visuals cut as the sound of chalk tapping remains. 33 seconds in, the video returns. The board is covered in Operator Symbols and death threats, and Slender flings the chalk stub at the wall. Sandra steps in, sways, and then hits the floor. Matt drops the camera as they run to her.)
She's back to normal now, but she seems to have caught a cold. Slender's been patrolling the nearby area ever since, stopping in every few hours.
What in the hell did ///It/// do to her to cause that?
-Matt
(Video starts. Sandra is sitting on the bed, expression blank. Matt recording, Lya sitting on bed, Slender at the chalkboard.)
L: Sandra, are you awake?
S: I am.
L: Sandra, what happened out there?
(Silence.)
L: Sand-
S: (Suddenly, quickly) The new has come to supplant the old as the one who brings the fear it is here and will not go and will not be stopped by the-
L: Sandra-
S: -hands of simple mortals they are but foxes and the select are his-
SM: (writes) Silenceher.
S: -hounds and the hunt has begun and they will bring them down and they shall cower-
L: (concerned) Sandra, stop this!
SM: SilencesilenceNOW
S: -before it and all will suffer unless they stand fearless but they will do all they can to end the foolish endeavors of the free and the living and it will hold them with the light the son of night and darkness this message given to show the futility of-
SM: (slaps Sandra across the face)
S: (falls backwards, then blinks, suddenly alert) I...it... (lurches forward) Oh God... (runs across the hall to the bathroom, retching heard faintly)
L: ...what did that bastard do?
SM: (writing furiously) KillitkillitIwillkillitdestroythesickthingitwilldiekillkillkillkill
(The visuals cut as the sound of chalk tapping remains. 33 seconds in, the video returns. The board is covered in Operator Symbols and death threats, and Slender flings the chalk stub at the wall. Sandra steps in, sways, and then hits the floor. Matt drops the camera as they run to her.)
She's back to normal now, but she seems to have caught a cold. Slender's been patrolling the nearby area ever since, stopping in every few hours.
What in the hell did ///It/// do to her to cause that?
-Matt
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Lucky
The rain's picked up. It's absolutely pouring out there.
Sandra was halfway into the creek last night, and with the waters steadily rising...
The message makes sense.
She's still sleeping.
-Matt
Sandra was halfway into the creek last night, and with the waters steadily rising...
The message makes sense.
She's still sleeping.
-Matt
Friday, October 22, 2010
Got her back
We found her. By the creek near our old school.
She's been asleep since we got to her, and she's got a few bruises, but nothing major.
She'll be fine. I'm sure of it. ///It/// isn't getting to us that easily.
-Lya
She's been asleep since we got to her, and she's got a few bruises, but nothing major.
She'll be fine. I'm sure of it. ///It/// isn't getting to us that easily.
-Lya
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Searching
We've been searching for Sandra all day, and nothing's turned up, goddammit...
And for something without a mouth, Slender sure can scream in a blind rage with the best of them.
We've been checking everywhere, and it'll only get worse if it starts raining tomorrow like the forecast said.
And Jack, don't even TRY to blame yourself.
-Matt
And for something without a mouth, Slender sure can scream in a blind rage with the best of them.
We've been checking everywhere, and it'll only get worse if it starts raining tomorrow like the forecast said.
And Jack, don't even TRY to blame yourself.
-Matt
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Advice
Well, I'm caving. Who wants some tips that have helped me out?
(Please note that these, at times, will completely contradict the advice of M or other bloggers. This is what works for me, and it may not work for you.)
1. Fear is NOT the appropriate response
Yes, I absolutely had to put a reference to 9 in here (good movie, by the way).
He loves fear. It makes Him stronger, it gives Him motivation to go on. Though every single instinct in your body will scream curses at you, TRY YOUR HARDEST to NOT be afraid. Mutter a little mantra of things that make you happy. Think of a better place and time. However, be warned that a lack of fear makes Him curious, and He may step it up to test your limits.
2. Operator Symbols (X) MIGHT work, but use in moderation
Don't plaster them all around the perimeter in the hopes it'll send him running. For some people, it's a repellent, others, bait. Too many of them may be interpreted as a challenge, and you DON'T want to provoke him.
3. Eat, Drink, and be Funny
It's a stressful ordeal, I know. But you MUST stay lighthearted. Crack jokes, even a few at his expense. This makes you feel a little calmer, and who knows? Make a good enough crack about His "face" or His tentacles and His morale might dip.
4. You don't have to isolate yourself
I've read so many blogs where people run away from their homes, or refuse to allow another to stay with them, all for fear that He will get to the other person. I completely understand the logic behind this, but have you ever noticed how those who "split up" in horror movies often end up stabbed through the face?
"But Sandra, this shit is REAL!"
Be that as it may, you need to take into account the fact that the more people you keep together, the easier it is to stay lighthearted. Don't make me quote that bundle of sticks anecdote at you!
5. Running isn't for everyone
He LOVES chases. Think of a wild animal. Don't they prefer to chase down and tackle their prey after a good bout of exercise? Same deal. Nowhere is safe, but with enough people and a little common sense, you can hold your own pretty freaking well.
6. When you see Him...
-Don't run off screaming
-Guns aren't very helpful. Neither are shooting fireworks at Him to blind him. I found that out the hard way.
-Attacking Him will not hurt Him, but the courage to do so will surprise Him.
7. If He touches you...
-Don't thrash or struggle. He won't kill you until he's ready, and you'll only hurt yourself.
-Don't try to avoid "eye contact". He won't hypnotize you. Looking Him straight in the "face" is another sign to Him that you won't go so easily.
-If He gently touches you to simply startle you, don't lose your shit. Simply pick His hand or tentacle up off your shoulder/head/arm, and drop it. Then walk off without acknowledging Him.
8. If you encounter a Hallowed/Proxy/Agent...
Don't freak. He won't tell them to kill you. He wants to reserve that privelege for Himself. If they attempt to do anything more than intimidate you/wreck your space, fight back, put them down, call the police. When they next meet up with Him, He will deal with them accordingly.
That's all I have time to remember. I've learned all of this through ten years of experience. Hell, who knows? Maybe he gave me my gift (Preston, my little fluffy baby <3) as a sign of respect. Maybe.
And remember, these may not apply to you. If you have any questions, just comment and I'll do my best.
Stay safe, everyone.
I gotta go, Preston's pecking at the monitor.
-Sandra
(Please note that these, at times, will completely contradict the advice of M or other bloggers. This is what works for me, and it may not work for you.)
1. Fear is NOT the appropriate response
Yes, I absolutely had to put a reference to 9 in here (good movie, by the way).
He loves fear. It makes Him stronger, it gives Him motivation to go on. Though every single instinct in your body will scream curses at you, TRY YOUR HARDEST to NOT be afraid. Mutter a little mantra of things that make you happy. Think of a better place and time. However, be warned that a lack of fear makes Him curious, and He may step it up to test your limits.
2. Operator Symbols (X) MIGHT work, but use in moderation
Don't plaster them all around the perimeter in the hopes it'll send him running. For some people, it's a repellent, others, bait. Too many of them may be interpreted as a challenge, and you DON'T want to provoke him.
3. Eat, Drink, and be Funny
It's a stressful ordeal, I know. But you MUST stay lighthearted. Crack jokes, even a few at his expense. This makes you feel a little calmer, and who knows? Make a good enough crack about His "face" or His tentacles and His morale might dip.
4. You don't have to isolate yourself
I've read so many blogs where people run away from their homes, or refuse to allow another to stay with them, all for fear that He will get to the other person. I completely understand the logic behind this, but have you ever noticed how those who "split up" in horror movies often end up stabbed through the face?
"But Sandra, this shit is REAL!"
Be that as it may, you need to take into account the fact that the more people you keep together, the easier it is to stay lighthearted. Don't make me quote that bundle of sticks anecdote at you!
5. Running isn't for everyone
He LOVES chases. Think of a wild animal. Don't they prefer to chase down and tackle their prey after a good bout of exercise? Same deal. Nowhere is safe, but with enough people and a little common sense, you can hold your own pretty freaking well.
6. When you see Him...
-Don't run off screaming
-Guns aren't very helpful. Neither are shooting fireworks at Him to blind him. I found that out the hard way.
-Attacking Him will not hurt Him, but the courage to do so will surprise Him.
7. If He touches you...
-Don't thrash or struggle. He won't kill you until he's ready, and you'll only hurt yourself.
-Don't try to avoid "eye contact". He won't hypnotize you. Looking Him straight in the "face" is another sign to Him that you won't go so easily.
-If He gently touches you to simply startle you, don't lose your shit. Simply pick His hand or tentacle up off your shoulder/head/arm, and drop it. Then walk off without acknowledging Him.
8. If you encounter a Hallowed/Proxy/Agent...
Don't freak. He won't tell them to kill you. He wants to reserve that privelege for Himself. If they attempt to do anything more than intimidate you/wreck your space, fight back, put them down, call the police. When they next meet up with Him, He will deal with them accordingly.
That's all I have time to remember. I've learned all of this through ten years of experience. Hell, who knows? Maybe he gave me my gift (Preston, my little fluffy baby <3) as a sign of respect. Maybe.
And remember, these may not apply to you. If you have any questions, just comment and I'll do my best.
Stay safe, everyone.
I gotta go, Preston's pecking at the monitor.
-Sandra
Friday, September 24, 2010
Updates
Sorry about Lya's last post. Yesterday was a little stressful for her.
So it started out pretty well. Just some movies, cupcakes, take out, pretty fun for a party restricted to a house. We were having some legitimate, goodhearted fun.
And, of course, He had to have His moment.
Thankfully we didn't have to deal with a "pinata" (she found one when she turned 12). But he did leave something out on our porch that made Lya just a leeeeetle pissed.
Apparently He noticed how Sandra took a liking to the silkie chickens at the fair...
Don't freak, the little guy's alive. If it was a dead baby chicken we found, Lya would be a LOT angrier. She's just upset because the thing's kinda annoying. When she was typing out her post the little bastard was sitting on the keyboard pecking at her fingers. And of course we're gonna have to keep him, or else Sandra's gonna throw a bitch fit.
So, yay. Welcome home, Preston the chicken. (Yes, that's what she named the poor little guy)
All things considered, he is a cute little wad of feathers.
But the fact that He gave him to her is absolutely bizzare.
-Matt
So it started out pretty well. Just some movies, cupcakes, take out, pretty fun for a party restricted to a house. We were having some legitimate, goodhearted fun.
And, of course, He had to have His moment.
Thankfully we didn't have to deal with a "pinata" (she found one when she turned 12). But he did leave something out on our porch that made Lya just a leeeeetle pissed.
Apparently He noticed how Sandra took a liking to the silkie chickens at the fair...
Don't freak, the little guy's alive. If it was a dead baby chicken we found, Lya would be a LOT angrier. She's just upset because the thing's kinda annoying. When she was typing out her post the little bastard was sitting on the keyboard pecking at her fingers. And of course we're gonna have to keep him, or else Sandra's gonna throw a bitch fit.
So, yay. Welcome home, Preston the chicken. (Yes, that's what she named the poor little guy)
All things considered, he is a cute little wad of feathers.
But the fact that He gave him to her is absolutely bizzare.
-Matt
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Tomorrow
Well, Sand's big day is tomorrow.
She's taking it pretty well...and by that I mean jumping all around the house screaming out "Woo she legal!".
I swear, though, if he shows his nonexistant face in my house tomorrow...
-Lya
She's taking it pretty well...and by that I mean jumping all around the house screaming out "Woo she legal!".
I swear, though, if he shows his nonexistant face in my house tomorrow...
-Lya
Saturday, September 18, 2010
I wonder?
For a long time now, I've been reading up on a wonderful site called listverse. Very informative and entertaining, indeed.
HOWEVER!
I recently stumbled upon a list about "Modern Paranormal Phenomena", and several items listed struck me as odd...Here's the link, if anybody wishes to check it out for themselves: http://listverse.com/2009/04/24/top-10-bizarre-modern-paranormal-phenomena/
*cracks knuckles* Alright, prepare for wild speculation, bitches.
Time Slips
I believe several other bloggers mentioned this phenomena...didn't Jack Tyler say something like this happened to him? Or am I mistaken? And haven't those with "Slendy Sickness" frequently experienced this? ANSWERS PLEASE.
PANic in the Woods
This one snuck up behind me, knocked me out, and stole my lunch money.
If you don't plan on reading the article, it's described as "a feeling that there is a powerful, sinister force nearby, and sense imminent danger" that causes people to run back to civilization out of sheer terror. Another symptom that put up red flags? Immediate silence beforehand, save for "an unusual, escalating, buzzing sound".
Hint hint. Wink Wink. Nudge nud-IT SHOULD BE OBVIOUS.
Black Stick Men
Remember the little stick figures you drew when you were little? How they were just so damn easy to draw, and looking back you said, "Dayum. I thought that looked humanoid?" Then you sent away for that infomercial art instruction set (hoping to go to art school and sell your drawings for multiple 0's while doing what you loved) that laid there on the kitchen counter untouched while you nommed Doritos and drew fan art depicting your favorite cartoon pairing?
Well, they're back and they're pissed. Or apathetic. The motives are a little fuzzy.
When I read it at first on the list, I thought "8D...wat?" and decided to look it up.
What struck me was the blank face, the size ranging from human to impossibly tall, their (dare I say it) SLENDER form, the time of day they've been spotted at, and their habit of following some people.
And then I read an account where one pressed it's face in the window, and my Mountain Dew besieged mind was officially blown.
So, if you or a loved one has witnessed kindergarten drawings from hell, accompanied by sick relatives, operator symbols in notebooks, problems with videocameras, and a stalker (preferably wearing a mask or who types ~~<3 at the end of every sentence), please contact me, and we can arrange a family reunion. OF DOOM.
And there's no way in hell I'm mentioning the shadow figures. He's not one of them. Shadow figures don't like to be seen. He doesn't give a straight damn.
And finally,
Black Eyed Kids
The picture on the article kinda made me jump...
So who else thinks that children with no whites in their eyes who seem almost hypnotically terrifying and demand entrance into your space sounds like a new breed of, to use M's term, "Hallowed"?
On another note, I think I found a good costume to scare the shit outta Lya...but I don't want to die over something so petty.
And...that's about it.
I'm pretty sure some people will probably get pissed at me taking the whole "stalked by a powerful being who kills people" with such light-heartedness, but trust me. Zeke didn't try to stay mirthful. Neither did Andrew.
I'm just laughing to keep from screaming.
Also, I don't think I've mentioned it yet. My birthday's the 23rd. I'll be 18 then...
-Sandra
HOWEVER!
I recently stumbled upon a list about "Modern Paranormal Phenomena", and several items listed struck me as odd...Here's the link, if anybody wishes to check it out for themselves: http://listverse.com/2009/04/24/top-10-bizarre-modern-paranormal-phenomena/
*cracks knuckles* Alright, prepare for wild speculation, bitches.
Time Slips
I believe several other bloggers mentioned this phenomena...didn't Jack Tyler say something like this happened to him? Or am I mistaken? And haven't those with "Slendy Sickness" frequently experienced this? ANSWERS PLEASE.
PANic in the Woods
This one snuck up behind me, knocked me out, and stole my lunch money.
If you don't plan on reading the article, it's described as "a feeling that there is a powerful, sinister force nearby, and sense imminent danger" that causes people to run back to civilization out of sheer terror. Another symptom that put up red flags? Immediate silence beforehand, save for "an unusual, escalating, buzzing sound".
Hint hint. Wink Wink. Nudge nud-IT SHOULD BE OBVIOUS.
Black Stick Men
Remember the little stick figures you drew when you were little? How they were just so damn easy to draw, and looking back you said, "Dayum. I thought that looked humanoid?" Then you sent away for that infomercial art instruction set (hoping to go to art school and sell your drawings for multiple 0's while doing what you loved) that laid there on the kitchen counter untouched while you nommed Doritos and drew fan art depicting your favorite cartoon pairing?
Well, they're back and they're pissed. Or apathetic. The motives are a little fuzzy.
When I read it at first on the list, I thought "8D...wat?" and decided to look it up.
What struck me was the blank face, the size ranging from human to impossibly tall, their (dare I say it) SLENDER form, the time of day they've been spotted at, and their habit of following some people.
And then I read an account where one pressed it's face in the window, and my Mountain Dew besieged mind was officially blown.
So, if you or a loved one has witnessed kindergarten drawings from hell, accompanied by sick relatives, operator symbols in notebooks, problems with videocameras, and a stalker (preferably wearing a mask or who types ~~<3 at the end of every sentence), please contact me, and we can arrange a family reunion. OF DOOM.
And there's no way in hell I'm mentioning the shadow figures. He's not one of them. Shadow figures don't like to be seen. He doesn't give a straight damn.
And finally,
Black Eyed Kids
The picture on the article kinda made me jump...
So who else thinks that children with no whites in their eyes who seem almost hypnotically terrifying and demand entrance into your space sounds like a new breed of, to use M's term, "Hallowed"?
On another note, I think I found a good costume to scare the shit outta Lya...but I don't want to die over something so petty.
And...that's about it.
I'm pretty sure some people will probably get pissed at me taking the whole "stalked by a powerful being who kills people" with such light-heartedness, but trust me. Zeke didn't try to stay mirthful. Neither did Andrew.
I'm just laughing to keep from screaming.
Also, I don't think I've mentioned it yet. My birthday's the 23rd. I'll be 18 then...
-Sandra
Last night
Oh, that fair. It was fun. IT WAS SO FUN.
And I LOVE fairs. I have more funnel cake in me than blood. So yummy...
And the best part? BABY ANIMALS.
They even had a newborn foal, and probably the highlight?
They had these chickens, but they weren't normal chickens. They were this thing called silkie chickens, and they looked like a cross between a chicken and a llama. A LLAMA CHICKEN.
Yeah, I know how chickens are nasty little territorial beasts, but I was actually surprised with some of the baby silkies. A few even nuzzled me! And this one little one, God he was so cute, and the others kept running over the poor baby!
And, of course, we saw Him. You know what? I'll just go ahead and say his name, for those who haven't caught on: *dramatic trumpets* Slenderman. *confetti*
We were up on the ferris wheel, and we saw him out in the woods. Don't think he was "taking care of business", just think he was watching us.
And I saw the last post. I'm just a leeeetle creeped out by it...but I'm almost used to it by now. Like He said, ten years of this.
Well, I'm off to annoy Lya.
Skål!
-Sandra
And I LOVE fairs. I have more funnel cake in me than blood. So yummy...
And the best part? BABY ANIMALS.
They even had a newborn foal, and probably the highlight?
They had these chickens, but they weren't normal chickens. They were this thing called silkie chickens, and they looked like a cross between a chicken and a llama. A LLAMA CHICKEN.
Yeah, I know how chickens are nasty little territorial beasts, but I was actually surprised with some of the baby silkies. A few even nuzzled me! And this one little one, God he was so cute, and the others kept running over the poor baby!
And, of course, we saw Him. You know what? I'll just go ahead and say his name, for those who haven't caught on: *dramatic trumpets* Slenderman. *confetti*
We were up on the ferris wheel, and we saw him out in the woods. Don't think he was "taking care of business", just think he was watching us.
And I saw the last post. I'm just a leeeetle creeped out by it...but I'm almost used to it by now. Like He said, ten years of this.
Well, I'm off to annoy Lya.
Skål!
-Sandra
Friday, September 17, 2010
YUSH
WE'RE GOING TO THE FAIR TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!
I love early birthday presents!!!!
On an unrelated note, does anyone have any idea what in the Hell just happened to Lexi? WTF?
-Sandra
I love early birthday presents!!!!
On an unrelated note, does anyone have any idea what in the Hell just happened to Lexi? WTF?
-Sandra
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
All calm on the home front
Haven't seen Him in the past few days. Feeling a LOT better.
Sandra seems to be getting progressively better as well.
There's a carnival coming up in the next county soon, maybe if she's feeling alright we'll take her.
Yes, I know the reputation the carnival holds with Him, but I at least want to regain some semblance of normalcy.
Anybody have any clue what A's new puzzle means? Sandra got frustrated trying to solve it, and Matt started dancing along woth the little figures. THAT provoked some giggles.
Very good day.
I am worried about Lexi, though...
-Lya
Sandra seems to be getting progressively better as well.
There's a carnival coming up in the next county soon, maybe if she's feeling alright we'll take her.
Yes, I know the reputation the carnival holds with Him, but I at least want to regain some semblance of normalcy.
Anybody have any clue what A's new puzzle means? Sandra got frustrated trying to solve it, and Matt started dancing along woth the little figures. THAT provoked some giggles.
Very good day.
I am worried about Lexi, though...
-Lya
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Found her.
Sandra's back. She's alright.
Lya's not as mad as she used to get anymore. Just tired.
Yeah, I saw the last post. Whatever.
-Matt
Lya's not as mad as she used to get anymore. Just tired.
Yeah, I saw the last post. Whatever.
-Matt
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Help
Shit!
Sandra got out.
How she exited from the fourth floor without our knowledge, I don't know. I think I might have an idea, but I'm not too sure...
Dammit!
Any ideas on how to find her fast?
This isn't the first time...
Damn Him. Just...He...damnit.
-Lya
Sandra got out.
How she exited from the fourth floor without our knowledge, I don't know. I think I might have an idea, but I'm not too sure...
Dammit!
Any ideas on how to find her fast?
This isn't the first time...
Damn Him. Just...He...damnit.
-Lya
Promise
Have you heard that song?
It's from Silent Hill.
I like it. So very pretty.
I can play it on Lya's piano now.
I hear it all the time.
...
He's at my window.
-Sandra
It's from Silent Hill.
I like it. So very pretty.
I can play it on Lya's piano now.
I hear it all the time.
...
He's at my window.
-Sandra
Jeez.
Sometimes I worry about Sandra.
I mean, look at that picture she drew the other day. Frig.
Lya wasn't too upset with the drawing, it was the comment Sand left on M's Tutorial that set her off. Of course, it's not like we didn't expect she would do something like that; she's never really been a big fan of M's methods of avoiding Him. And she seems to take personal offence whenever he says He is stupid.
She's sleeping in her room on the fourth floor. That should be too high for Him, according to M.
I really hope Sandra's wrong.
-Matt
I mean, look at that picture she drew the other day. Frig.
Lya wasn't too upset with the drawing, it was the comment Sand left on M's Tutorial that set her off. Of course, it's not like we didn't expect she would do something like that; she's never really been a big fan of M's methods of avoiding Him. And she seems to take personal offence whenever he says He is stupid.
She's sleeping in her room on the fourth floor. That should be too high for Him, according to M.
I really hope Sandra's wrong.
-Matt
Friday, September 10, 2010
When Adults are Away...
...Then I shall play. X3
As much as Lya and Matt DETEST leaving my all by my lonesome, some supplies require more than one pair of hands. And thus, I'm locked in. I do wonder how Lya installed childproof locks without my knowledge. I do so love leaving the house to walk past the site where I first became aware, such pretty leaves and flowers.
I wish the birdies would sing for me. I miss them right now.
I drew you all a picture, wanna see?
Do you like it?
Aw, the scanner cut off my bunny doll. That's upsetting.
But M is back! And Jack Tyler as well! This is spectacular, I was beginning to fear for them. I do wonder where Lexi is, and A for that matter. Hm. I wonder.
I think I hear the birds outside...
-Sandra
As much as Lya and Matt DETEST leaving my all by my lonesome, some supplies require more than one pair of hands. And thus, I'm locked in. I do wonder how Lya installed childproof locks without my knowledge. I do so love leaving the house to walk past the site where I first became aware, such pretty leaves and flowers.
I wish the birdies would sing for me. I miss them right now.
I drew you all a picture, wanna see?
Aw, the scanner cut off my bunny doll. That's upsetting.
But M is back! And Jack Tyler as well! This is spectacular, I was beginning to fear for them. I do wonder where Lexi is, and A for that matter. Hm. I wonder.
I think I hear the birds outside...
-Sandra
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